If the muffin fits

A phrase used by BadBoyHalo when he tries to be cool while talking to Skeppy. It's basically a remake of the phrase if the boot fits wear it, or just, if the shoe fits.

BBH: You know what, if the muffin fits-
Skeppy: What ?! (laughing) Wh-what!?
BBH; What?
Skeppy: (dying) Wha- Wha- (more laughing)
BBH:WHAT?!
Skeppy: Wha- Okay i'm done playing dude
BBH: What, have you never heard of-
Skeppy: No bad, that is some questionable behavior..

by Randumber June 1, 2020

If it fits, I sits

A common phrase to refer to cats and their tendencies to occupy tight spaces for little reason.

The cat would sit on the couch, but that Tupperware box looks more appealing. “If it fits, I sits”

by AntiTHOT.exe October 30, 2020

If the shoe fits, wear it

if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it

You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.

by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2008

If the shoe fits

When you say something in general that could be deemed as an insult, and someone gets offended because they think you meant it towards them.

Why did you post that status about people with big noses?

Hey don't get mad if the shoe fits

by HazyX December 11, 2017

Goose Fits

Retarded spacker attacks that happen to certain epileptic geese when playing guitar solos. These fits include spinning on the floor, running in circles and excessive use of the powerslide. They happen mostly to Goosetard while playing the genius 10 12 solo.

Why is that strange goose running in circles?

Thats not a goose, it's Goosetard. Half goose, half retard, he's having one of those Goose Fits. Don't you think that solo looks hard?

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009

Whatever fits your tits

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" with a slightly sexual connotation.
Originated in a land called Studio City.

girl 1 - "Being called a drunk beezy makes me soo aroused"
girl 2- "... Yeah, whatever fits your tits"

by $ dawg 'n T dawg March 20, 2010

Friends with Beaner fits

Friends who are known for constantly bitching about the onslaught of illegals from Mexico.

Oh shit, here comes Larry. He's one of my friends with beaner fits so we are sure to get a forty five minute lecture about too many Mexicans in the United States.

by trishamallen December 25, 2010