Fertilizer

Shit (literally) that you use to grow plants. Sometimes, it can really help your garden grow.

~Guy walks into garden with fertilizer in it~

"Man, it smells like shit!"

by lunar shadows August 11, 2004

The Fertilzer

Receiving party lays sprawled in front of a box fan on the highest setting as the sender stands on the opposite side of the box fan blasting liquid feces through the fan onto recieving party like a manure spreader.

Waldo had to bathe thoroughly after Joe performed the fertilizer as he was blanketed in liquid shit.

by Joe's Bong May 9, 2005

fertilize your grass

When referring to flirting or bagging someone you like.

Sue: I really wanna talk to him
Bob: Come on Sue go fertilize your grass

by Mexicanjeww June 22, 2011

fertiled

When a coworker doesn’t understand how babies are made.

Wait, your mother was fertiled by a hurricane?

by Thestig223 November 15, 2018

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

by Pugtot September 1, 2022

Fertilizer

A low quality type of marijuana, often characterized by an abundance of stems, seeds and extremely low levels of THC.

Damn, son! We smoked 3 blunts already of this fertilizer and we ain't even high yet.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

fertilize the garden

Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.

My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.

by Celeritas July 12, 2006