by Anonymous258165 February 26, 2022

by Kodax28 February 24, 2025

Mike: Yo bro im sorry for what im about to do
John: Wdym bro?
Mike: its February 26th...national slime yo hb day
John: Wdym bro?
Mike: its February 26th...national slime yo hb day
by turbo1459 February 24, 2025

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by leapleapboy February 17, 2025

This day produces the funniest, sexiest, good looking people you will ever lay eyes on. If you see someone born on this day, make sure to personally thank them for existing and compliment their brilliance.
by smellybigbob74 November 24, 2021

A birth date of true wonders. If you are reading this and were not born on the 26th February then you will never truly be able to grasp the true phenomenon which is this date and the miraculous individuals who were bestowed upon this green earth at this historical time.
"is it true you were born on the 26th February"
"yes, yes I was"
"then please, if you would be ever so kind to gift me the opportunity to suck your toes"
"yes, yes I was"
"then please, if you would be ever so kind to gift me the opportunity to suck your toes"
by an average air enjoyer November 22, 2021
