The Fappening

The greatest day in the history of the internet, which took place from August 31st-September 1st, 2014. Dozens of nude photos from the hottest celebrities such as Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence were leaked into the internet underground and made their way onto social media shortly after. It was also discovered that Kate's boyfriend Justin Verlander may have been cheating on her with other women, judging by the numerous pictures and videos of women leaked from his phone.

Man 1: Dude, why didn't you come into work yesterday?
Man 2: .....The Fappening.

by The composer September 1, 2014

The Fappening

31st of August 2014 saw the release of nude pictures of celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton by a based god through hacking these celeberties' iCloud accounts.

The pictures have spread through social media platforms such as reddit and 4chan

/r/Thefappening and the /b/ have been the engines in which has propelled this event into history.

Remember remember the 31st of August for that day The Fappening was brought upon us all.

by FAPPER September 1, 2014

Fappening

When someone or something is so attractive that you would add them or it to your spank bank and or start “fapping” on the spot.

Damn Georgina you are Fappening right now.

by IW69 February 25, 2020

fatting around

When someone does something and they are fat while doing it. Does not matter what you're doing.

See wordFattin' Around/word

Quit fatting around, Tom.

by larstait October 27, 2003

The Fappening

An event in which hackers leaked nude images of over 100 female celebrities. Every male gets a rock hard erection at the sight of one of the pictures that were leaked, particularly Jennifer Lawrence or Kate Upton.

"The fappening has occurred my friend"
"I sure as hell hope JLaw's tits can satisfy my penile needs"

by y0Sambo September 5, 2014

Fattering

When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

by jd9d April 6, 2010

Flattening the Curve

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).

Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021