B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.

Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!

by jeru411 May 28, 2013

S.M.F.B.

Super Mother Fucker Bitch (S.M.F.B)

Song by Miyavi who is a Visual Kei Japanese Rock Singer

The song S.M.F.B. is in the album Torture by Miyavi

by iEros October 15, 2010

I.S.B.F.J.C

The first letters of
I
S uck
B ig
F at

J uicy
C ock

I.S.B.F.J.C yesterday it was Josh's

by My dick fell off ! March 6, 2022

S.B.F.

To communicate splash back in a manner more acceptable to the general public, use the acronym, S.B.F or Splash Back Factor. Typically, rated on a scale from 1-10, the S.B.F. can be viewed as a way to rate the degree of your splash-backedness.

Henderson: (walking out of bathroom)

Juanita: So did all of that Kashi Go-Lean make for a serious shiz break?

Henderson: Hellz yah! I'd give it a S.B.F. of 6.9!!!!

by sarahXwray March 30, 2008

F.B.N.S

Abreviation for 'Fat Boy Not Slim'
Derived from the popular DJ Fat Boy Slim and referrs to an overwieght boy. (or he/she)

Jess: OMG there's F.B.N.S!
Rosie: Who?
Jess: You know, that fat kid who looks like a rhino!
Rosie: shit! run before he eats us!!!! :O

by Rosie_xx February 5, 2007

f.b.k.s

Fuck bitches kill snitches

Im on my f.b.k.s shit. fuckin bitches killin snitches

by HashedThaFukOut November 9, 2013

Double F S B

Double F S B
fuck fear
steal beer

The black scourge of Walgreens. An acronym for the type of thing which a select group of broke college students are forced to engage in. Can also be a product of suffocating boredom.

You: I'm pregnant and I have a midterm tomorrow and I'm scared.
Me: Shut up whore! Double F S B!

by jackon October 1, 2010