J.F.G

when you are very drunk and sleep in your own pish...

i can't believe you just did that pampers that is a J.F.G.

by NEIL PATIENCE March 28, 2007

Ninja-J.F.

A black peice of trash with rolls on hs/her neck and looks like a hog tided boar. Who also likes to talk alot of shit.

Hey they stupid ninja-j.f. just walked into the room.

by Dy-nasty Worrier March 14, 2004

j.f.c what a p.o.w

Short for 'Jesus fucking christ what a pile of wank'. Used mainly to descirbe someones anger or discust at an event. Can also be applied to a person or any other object. Reserved usually for texts but can be used verbally.

: Alright mate, you go see that gig the other night?
: Ohh j.f.c what a p.o.w.
: Not great then.
: Nah mate

by Daines January 12, 2008

J.F.K.

When you are having sex doggy style, and you nut at such an excruciating force, that you hit her in the back of her head with your cumshot.

Jimmy: Hey how did it go with Jenna last night?
Derek: Dude when I was hitting it from the back I accidentally pulled a J.F.K.

Jimmy: damn dude you're a cum sniper!

by BigPubicLice443 December 13, 2020

J.F.R.

J.F.R. stands for "Just Fucking Roleplaying"

"No, we're not playing official, by the book, 5e D&D this Halloween; instead we're doing some J.F.R."

by TPG666 October 14, 2021

J.F.K

You’re fucked

J.F.K

by TinPott December 14, 2021

Dirty J-F

Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.

All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.

“I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”

by Nightferret July 17, 2024