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Laptop Expat

The annoying expat who constantly post pictures of themselves working on their laptop by the beach, nature or a cafe in some remote third world country, usually very pale skin, malnourished and spotting a manbun with a cup of soy latte, and portraying themselves as successful carefree individual living the life.
See that hippie laptop expat over there? He said he's a dropshipper.
by anonymous August 16, 2021
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hood expat

Former residents of the hood who leave their old communities for greener, usually suburban pastures, and may or may not bring some of their milder hood ways with them.
Man, I can't wait til we close on our house and get the hell out this ghetto ass neighborhood.

Don't worry. It's a bunch of hood expats out there so you'll fit right in. Ol bougie ass lol
by Soapy Ama May 12, 2018
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PS2 Expansion Bay Hiding Spot

On a PS2 (the fat model) there is an empty slot in the back meant to put in a hard drive and network adapter, this empty spot can be accessed by taking off the network adapter or cover on the back. This is a great place to hide stuff like your weed, cigarettes/cigars, cans of snuff, small flasks, money and electronic devices etc. It's a great hiding spot because nobody will think to look for anything strange in there(just make sure to close up the back after) and no one will suspect a thing!
Person 1:"I need to hide this herb somewhere for a bit!"
Person 2:"Put it in my PS2"
Person 1:"How the fuck would i do that?"
Person 2: -opens the back- "See?'
Person 1:"ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!"
Person 2:"Yeah the good ol' PS2 expansion bay hiding spot trick!"
by illgamer97 March 31, 2013
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expand dong

"Wow, that's so sexy I'm about to expand dong!"
by SwagLowMuffins June 8, 2014
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Empathy Boner

An erection that inexplicably appears when consoling someone.
I held her closely as she cried, hoping she wouldn't notice my raging empathy boner.
by Sirencio April 16, 2012
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ExpansionAttemptiosis

when you have a hard feeling that needs to be rubbed using AN expensive variety of petroleum jelly.
WOW last night i went through a ExpansionAttemptiosis.
by political retailer January 30, 2017
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Octo Expansion

"Hey I got Octo Expansion."
"You let the 8 Ball Fall - Test Failed."
by Woomynator May 30, 2019
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