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An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke.

A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022
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crime fraud exception

An existing legal concept addressing how the attorney-client privilege essentially evaporates due to the exception that exists when a client seeks the services of an attorney for the underlying purpose of receiving the legal assistance to commit a crime.
One of the ex-Thief in Chief’s attorneys, Evan Corcoran, has been subpoenaed to testify in the federal stolen classified documents case and he will likely be compelled, thanks to the crime fraud exception, to discuss things that would have otherwise been protected by the attorney-client privilege.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2023
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Exceptional

A more politically correct way of saying that someone's retarded.
"Jesus, those club leaders are fucking exceptional."
by notanotherforumpost March 18, 2019
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exceptional

to be uncommon, unique, extraodinary. most likely to bring home to parents. can be a complete hoe but is welcomed because she is one-of-a-kind.
"oh, look at maria. she sucks at life but she`s exceptional. she has her unique qualities and man do i love her."
by Cade V. June 26, 2006
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Godwin's Exception

When a forum member intentionally references Nazis or Hitler to close a thread, the forum member concedes any right to continue the thread, but the thread is not considered closed.
User1: Absolutely ridiculous. You know who else had a special police force that jailed their citizens for disagreeing with them? That's right. The Nazi party.
User2: I'm calling Godwin's Exception. The Godwin's Corollary only functions when you mean it. You're clearly trying to short circuit the conversation.
by Chuck80 June 18, 2012
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sophomore exception

A sophomore girl in high school who is so hot that it is socially acceptable for a senior to hook up with her.
Oh my God... Elle is such a hot sophomore that she is a sophomore exception.
by jgoal10 December 1, 2013
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D1 exception

Anyone can be a D1 athlete accept for Amelia
Person 1: Are you D1?
Person 2: No Im Amelia, I am a D1 exception
by D3 ATHLETE November 2, 2019
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