Originally from advertising for Ronseal woodcare products this phrase was quickly picked up by the public and turned into a general purpose phrase meaning "the name describes exactly what it is". This must be one of the most successful advertising slogans of all time. Of course Ronseal have trademarked it!
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Get the exactly what it says on the tin mug.Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of Brittan by taking the sword from the stone and anvil outside of the church in London.
Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake along with a magic scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood
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a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike
b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!
c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.
b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!
c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.
1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions
BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*
2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!
3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!
Guy: Wats Rule 34?...
Dude: Just hurry up and do it!
Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions
BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*
2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!
3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!
Guy: Wats Rule 34?...
Dude: Just hurry up and do it!
Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!
by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010
Get the Excalibur Face mug.The Excalibur is when you plunge your phallic sword into the butt of an unsuspecting damsel. In surprise, she clentches her quivering ass cheeks together, clamping your meat saber in the dark recesses of her "dragon's lair." Now, you must choose your destiny by pulling your sausage machete out of her butt jungle. If you can accomplish such a feat, you will become the king you were born to be. And then hoagie slap her with your shit-covered dick.
"Hey, Wanda, why are you sitting on a hemorrohid donut?"
"Because some gas station attentant performed the Excalibur on me in the women's restroom and became a king. Heavy lies the crown, and heavy lies my rectum, which is dripping out of my anus."
"Hey, Carla, can you pick my sphincter up? It fell on the floor after a hobo did the Excalibur to me last night."
"Because some gas station attentant performed the Excalibur on me in the women's restroom and became a king. Heavy lies the crown, and heavy lies my rectum, which is dripping out of my anus."
"Hey, Carla, can you pick my sphincter up? It fell on the floor after a hobo did the Excalibur to me last night."
by David Isaacs and David McCracken January 3, 2008
Get the Excalibur mug.A device that gives the user the technological ability to locate any object that they have lost, or desire, wherever it may reside in the world or universe.
The item to be searched for is entered into the machine, which then searches every possible location in the universe to find the exact location of the desired object.
Data on the location of the item, such as co-ordinates and place of spacial residence are displayed on the output screen, allowing you to find any object you have lost or wish to find.
The item to be searched for is entered into the machine, which then searches every possible location in the universe to find the exact location of the desired object.
Data on the location of the item, such as co-ordinates and place of spacial residence are displayed on the output screen, allowing you to find any object you have lost or wish to find.
Jim: "Dude, some nigga stole my bran new bike out of my garage last night, and i have no clue where he took it..."
Winston: "Here, you can borrow my Exactlocationamomometer to find it"
Jim: "Woah, that's fancy, Thanks"
Winston: "Here, you can borrow my Exactlocationamomometer to find it"
Jim: "Woah, that's fancy, Thanks"
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Get the Exactlocationamomometer mug.Is the belief that you are special and success reigns where others have failed through nothing other than self-entitlement.
"This door is locked!"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"
by Shoseph July 21, 2014
Get the excalibur syndrome mug.There's no excuse for laziness. When you're busy running errands, you can still exCARcise in the car.
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