Ewing

An extremely terrible town located in west-central New Jersey. The town is home to a failing educational system and a large amount of drugs and idiots. Ewing is most know for nothing, as it fucking sucks. Ewing was at one time a nice town, since then Ewing has turned into a disgusting Ghetto, being over run by gangsters from Trenton.

Guy1: Man, Ewing sucks i cant wait to get out of this place.

Guy2: I know man, this place blows.

by Bacon fun January 18, 2011

Gary Ewing

The middle and misplaced Ewing son from the shows "Dallas" and "Knots Landing". Gary was artistically inclined and favored by his mother Miss Ellie while being bullied by older brother J.R. and disowned by father Jock. Gary ended up running away a few times from his home and his wife Valeen before finally settling down @ Knots Landing with the help of his brother Bobby and Miss Ellie. Gary rarely returned to Dallas on account of J.R. and his new troubles @ Knots Landing.

"Gary never fit in on "Dallas" but blossomed on "Knots Landing" with Valeen.

by Chris Ewing August 25, 2005

Sydni Ewing

The sweetest girl you'll meet. Funny and smart as hell. A ball of sunshine. Sees the good in everyone. Is a bad bitch.

Girl 1: Ever heard of Sydni Ewing

Girl 2: Oh yeah, she's such a sweetheart

by 123 Anonymous 456 March 6, 2022

Ewing

The act of having a Female or male lubricating (generally using spit and saliva from the mouth) the palm of there hand and then jerking there partner or ones self off, the effect of this is to simulate the wetness of being up inside a vagina. Named after Patrick Ewing (N.Y. Knicks legendary center) who would be drenched like a slip n slide after a game.
A.K.A Wet palm sex.

Hey baby, if we cant have sex tonight why don't you give me a Ewing??

Wow i just tried giving myself a Ewing and it feels better then the way i usually masturbate!!

Brenda really lubed up her hand with spit and jerked me off last night it felt like i was inside her pussy..... she told me it's called a Ewing!?!?!

by edub923 September 14, 2010

Crum-Ewing

A Boss, a genius, an amazing lover, a man with a huge cock, eats pussy better then any other. simply the best type of man you could be

man o man i wish i could be a Crum-Ewing they get all the ladies and are so fucking cool

by thatguywhoknowsall33 September 21, 2011

Ewing

Fat and short. Annoying af and always sucks horse's dicks

If u see an Ewing ur in a unlucky place

by Lucky bunny 255 December 28, 2018

EWINCHI

Everybody Wants it, Nobody Can Have it. The classic coming-of-age trope. (can be stylized EWI;NCHI)
Used when describing a steamin' hot hot hot girl or guy, who is either (likely) taken, or one of a dozen other reasons why you need not apply.

Reasons why someone could be an EWINCHI:
Hot girl/guy online going viral.
Literal celebrity.
Women online are not real.™
"He's the most popular guy in school!"
gay

Or anything that makes this person your equivalent to an MPDG.

She's cute, she can dance real well, sometimes she falls asleep in class like me, but she's so popular... Suzy is a total EWINCHI.

by bargingo March 12, 2020