Everyday Bro!

Shit kid, like Jake Paul who cums in 4 seconds

IT'S EVERYDAY BRO!

by handlebuddy July 6, 2017

EveryDay I'm Buffering

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012

Everyday I'm Shufflin

The phrase famously used in LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem. On hearing the phrase, it may cause some people to do a stupid dance called "The Shuffle" which this song brought to light.

EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN

by Gedasm83 July 31, 2011

Everyday Mathematics

An exotic form of torture created by McGraw Hill. This system of math learning generally involves learning skills such as: typing numbers onto a calculator, realizing HomeLinks (Homework Pages) have answer keys on them, and most importantly helps your child feel like they understand what they are learning, possibly due to the fact that is because the course teaches one concept over 5 years. Generally when students move on to Algebra, they begin to realize the meaning of Everyday Mathematics. Useless crap.

See algebra. Student: Did you understand how to do the HomeLinks last night?
StudentB: No, I just looked at the key.
Student: Wh...at?! But I was looking in the Everyday Mathematics SRI that she tells us to use!
StudentB: You're an idiot.

by renco_miniac August 27, 2010

Everyday Cyclist™

A euphemism for a Fred.

An Everyday Cyclist™ may own a bike, ride a bike, and actually be reasonably fast on the bike, yet they do not know how to truly ride a bike.

A dilettante.

A personal trainer with a bicycle.

Jim illustrated, by his sloppy and dangerous paceline skills, that he's nothing more than an Everyday Cyclist™.

by Honest Abraham September 25, 2011

Everyday Dave

A guy named Dave who says and does such ridiculous shit every day that its become common and you acknowledge it by saying 'Everyday Dave'.

Dave: Dude when I cover up this solar powered light it turns on... are my hands solar powered or something?

Friend: They turn on because you're blocking the light David.

Dave: Oh shit haha. Fuck me dude.

Friend: Everyday Dave strikes again....

by Kadorja November 27, 2012

everyday ho

A female who believes that she is exceptionally attractive or otherwise something worth aggressively pursuing, when in fact, she is very much average and on par with women one would meet on a daily basis. Based on the word ho, which in this context would refer to any female of breeding age.

"Marie acts like she's hot shit, but she's really just an everyday ho"

by Danny Seven October 24, 2004