sam evans 

kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck

sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans

sam evans by Sloin July 3, 2020

sara evans

1. a code name for sex. Used mostly in countrysides in asian settlements
2. a famous singer

"I was chillin' with sara evans last night"

sara evans by lkkjkejrkeljfndfn December 1, 2009

Sam Evans 

a weird immature character on glee who has a really big mouth aka trouty mouth

Person 1: Hey did you glee last night?
Person 2: Yea I loved Santanas song deticated to Sam Evans lips
Person 1: I BOUGHT THAT SONG!!

Sam Evans by friedeggs123 May 21, 2011

siena evans

Siena Evans, a hot af girl!

Did you see Siena Evans today?

siena evans by siaeh8sba September 13, 2018

.soul.evans 

The man who never misses
He might be a lonely virgin but he’s goated😈
He hates you if you are racist or homophobic 😹
Loves his fans with all his heart🤗
Very seggsy man too😩

“You heard of .soul.evans the man who never misses😹👍”
“Yh he’s way better than that erentard dude”

.soul.evans by ＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／ February 19, 2021

suzie evans 

shags her dog on the daily

hey, suzie evans hows your dog?

suzie evans by Airo maxjd November 26, 2021

Seany Evans 

Uber awesome pwnage hot nigger, with the biggest penis in whole hazland.
Listens to metal pwnage and thats makes his penis even harder and now he is in Iraq to kill that dam binladen and shove his beard up his ass.

Kebbehbabeh and Seany Evans rape big bonana's yo? eat that nigger.

Seany Evans by JohnMcRiley April 30, 2009