Ejaculate and evacuate

While having sex little by little you start putting on your clothes, so that the second you spread your load you can hit the road.

Stacy's parents were coming home so i had to Ejaculate and evacuate.

Also fuck you Emerson Stecher.

by MrGreenBeanz April 10, 2022

Premature Evaluation

When a man does something hastily and quick because he is horny.

Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?

by Mishpuka August 8, 2010

evacuate

Removing such a large amount of excrement from your bowels that it leaves a void, like the forced evacuation whites from the inner city (or injuns from their land, or jews from poland).

I have to evacuate (aka poop).

by Crakronite May 18, 2006

Evacuate

EVACUATE is hardcore punk band, forming in 2007, consisting of members of Cheap Sex, Lab Rats, All Out Attak, and 2nd Hand Justice.

Mike - Vocals
John - Guitar
Karlos - Guitar
Sean - Bass
Danny - Drums

Evacuate will start playing shows by the end of 2007.

by goose86 October 27, 2007

evaluation

the making of a judgment about the amount, number, or value of something; assessment.
"the evaluation of each method"

we are going to do an evaluation of your mood today.

by sexisgreat7 January 4, 2020

Ejactulate and Evacuate

To have sexual intercourse with a woman, ejactulate, and then run away soon after and forget about it in fear of becoming a father.

Bruh you hit it raw!?! Don’t worry, I just Ejactulate and Evacuate

by Kiadii February 12, 2018

evacuate your Superdome

just another delightful euphemism for the sex act.

"Baby, I'm gonna buy you one more round of wine coolers, and then we're gonna go park in the alley and I'm gonna evacuate your Superdome."

by Lil' Camper September 16, 2005