Euphemism

A way to make a word or sentence sound nicer than how it really is, used commonly to make the other person seem more comfortable around you.

Sentence Euphemism's

"Me and your sister had a connection in the bed last night which made me excited." is a euphemisim

What you really mean to say is:

"I fucked your sister last night, she knows how to cause an orgasm, thats for sure."

"I not attracted to Rebecca." is a euphemism

What you really mean to say is:

"Rebecca is one fucking ugly bitch."

"I think Jessi is pretty." is a euphemisim

What you really mean to say is:

"I would sure like to have sex with Jessi."

"I dont like country music." is a euphemism

What you really mean to say is:

"Country music sucks dick I hate it."

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Word Euphemisms

Darn and Dang are euphemisms for the word Damn

Frick is a euphemism for the word Fuck

Crap is a euphemism for the word Shit

Crotch is a euphemism for the word Dick

Butt is a euphemism for the word Ass

Oh My Gosh is a euphemism for Oh My God

Chi Chi is a euphemism for the word Boob

Pee is a euphemism for the word piss

by Guy who wrote a definition August 1, 2009

Fanfiction Euphemism

Any word that means dick.

Length, member, are innocent words. Call it a wang if you want but a dick is a dick. Say dick. No fanfiction euphemisms.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 15, 2021

The Euphemism Generator

(N.) Hours of clean, curse-wordless fun! Made by old, cronie comic, George Carlin.

This weekend, I spent my time Waxing the Poetic Gecko.

by G-Union October 21, 2003

Euphemized

Made to seem less awkward or rude, or to seem politically correct by changing terminology. Frequently amounts to outright lying.

sWindles is frequently euphemized as Windows.

Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible is frequently euphemized as Network Solutions, Incorporated.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

euphamism

don't you mean "euphEmism"?

Hell no! They got the right to vote, didn't they? Man, they better get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

God-damn eu-pheminists.

by Threept14Guy April 3, 2005

half-assed euphemism

A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.

"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.

A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.

by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019

Euphamised

when a speech or statement contains words that are displeasing to others, so you end up substituting those words with euphamisms which bring the downfall of the whole meaning behind what you were going to say.

original: That black guy killed his pregnant bitch so she wouldn't squeal to the po-po.

euphamised: The African-American male ended the life of his mistress, who was with child, because she was going to seek protection from the state police force.

by Neologismer January 27, 2009