Euphamised

when a speech or statement contains words that are displeasing to others, so you end up substituting those words with euphamisms which bring the downfall of the whole meaning behind what you were going to say.

original: That black guy killed his pregnant bitch so she wouldn't squeal to the po-po.

euphamised: The African-American male ended the life of his mistress, who was with child, because she was going to seek protection from the state police force.

by Neologismer January 27, 2009

Euphemized

Made to seem less awkward or rude, or to seem politically correct by changing terminology. Frequently amounts to outright lying.

sWindles is frequently euphemized as Windows.

Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible is frequently euphemized as Network Solutions, Incorporated.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

euphamism

don't you mean "euphEmism"?

Hell no! They got the right to vote, didn't they? Man, they better get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

God-damn eu-pheminists.

by Threept14Guy April 3, 2005

euphemisema

A severe malady of the throat/lungs caused by the over-use of euphemisms. More serious than emphasisema --- a somewhat-similar but less-acute/chronic coughing/wheezing condition caused by habitually speaking urgently/loudly about unimportant topics --- it is generally only treatable by diligently avoiding all forms of "meaningless adjectives", even the "milder" or "imitation" phrases.

Although euphemisema is a serious disease, it is still morally-preferable to using actual swear words, since this can cause even more horrid effects on those within earshot. Therefore is it less selfish to"take one for the team" and get sick yourself , rather than searing others' tender eardrums with a perpetual potty-mouth.

by QuacksO October 4, 2017