Euphemism

Sometimes spelled with an f, as in eufemism.

Trying to make the mean things you say sound nicer (example 2) or making a mild comment you make sound even worse by adding you were just using an euphemism (example 1).

1.
Jack: o my God, I really hate that Grace-woman! Why is she coming over instead of DROPPING DEAD?
Karen: o come on, she's not that bad.
Jack: she is! And I'm telling her, just wait.
Grace: hi guys!
Jack: I'm really sorry, Grace, but I just don't like you very much. And that is really just an euphemism. Bye bye now!
Grace: o my God! I'm outta here!

2.
Pete: okay, well, it's not the best painting in the world...
Joan: yeah, nice euphemism, Pete. This is without a doubt the worst painting I have ever seen. Seriously, even a two-year-old would do a much better job!

by Maresa August 29, 2007

EUphemism

Substitution of a harsher expression like European Union with a kindlier one like EUphemism.

To put it bluntly, do not not use EUphemism.

by Hercolena Oliver March 23, 2009

euphemismic

Having properties like a euphemism, using language that can be associated to euphemisms.

I feel like the book took a more euphemismic approach to explaining the sexual misconduct the young boy had during his promiscuous appetite .

by snowjunky555 February 25, 2010

euphemisema

A severe malady of the throat/lungs caused by the over-use of euphemisms. More serious than emphasisema --- a somewhat-similar but less-acute/chronic coughing/wheezing condition caused by habitually speaking urgently/loudly about unimportant topics --- it is generally only treatable by diligently avoiding all forms of "meaningless adjectives", even the "milder" or "imitation" phrases.

Although euphemisema is a serious disease, it is still morally-preferable to using actual swear words, since this can cause even more horrid effects on those within earshot. Therefore is it less selfish to"take one for the team" and get sick yourself , rather than searing others' tender eardrums with a perpetual potty-mouth.

by QuacksO October 4, 2017

euphemism

(noun) a euphemism for lies or propaganda

Structural adjustment is a euphemism for a limited state designed to service the market and undermine popular mandates.

by flexicographer April 13, 2021

Euphemisms

Language I am good at using when inventing words here on urbandictionary.com

Do not be afraid to use euphemisms when you want to use vivid language to get yourself understood

by Uncle Dimma July 23, 2021

Euthemism

The art of 'Wizard Fishing', generally with a Pole and some slippage.

Some of the time we spent holding our breath was spent Euthemisming

by DuckDivingIntoPonds July 4, 2022