Ethiopian Death Wheel

An ethiopian death wheel is a natural defence mechanism by native Ethiopians to escape sudden and life threatning danger. When extream danger presents it self, ethiopians can stand fully erect and begin to cartwheel away from the
perceived danger at speeds of 35mph to 45mph.

When a lion appeared in the local market place, all the ethiopian shoppers fromed an ethiopian death wheel and cartwheeled to safety.

by maxwell3 April 11, 2011

Ethiopian Sex

A poorer version of normal sex.

"Wow, Ethiopia is poor."

Ethiopian Sex

by Isaiah Moon August 25, 2011

ethiopian titties

When a young woman's titties sag to the belly button and their nipples point downward they are ethiopian titties.

Did you see that female that moved in the apartment next door, she got ethiopian titties. Tits breasts boobs hooters

by pookie_1 July 23, 2016

Ethiopian Desert Dance

If youre looking for a way to cool down in the desert, try this move: the man lays face up on a flat surface, fully erect of course, while his naked lady friend hangs from a ceiling fan and has one shot to land on the prize. Take caution: this move is only for experienced lovers.

Nick waits patiently while Val hangs on to the fan, preparing for the Ethiopian Desert Dance.

by The fantastic whore July 11, 2011

ethiopian rave

when you fill a room with Ethiopian children and tape bread to the ceiling, causing them to jump up and down dancing

I just went to an ethiopian rave but all they served was bread.

by Aclk January 22, 2017

Ethiopian Eye Drop

This occurs when you release a massive amount of sperm into your sexual partner's eye(s).

The Ethiopian Eye Drop gave Mary gonorrhea.

by NickGioMarc August 23, 2007

ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008