Ethiopian Earlobe

When someone's testicle is cut off and pierced onto their earlobe.

Billy was screwing around in Spanish class so Senora cut off his nuts and gave him double Ethiopian Earlobes.

by deadbeatdad44 May 13, 2008

Ethiopian Smoker

a Ethiopian Smoker is a term used to describe a fart that is so horrifyingly bad to smell the person who ushered it into existence can smell the fart in full detail comparing to the smell of a 3rd world country hence the term "Ethiopian Smoker"

"I swear to god if one more kid in this class does an Ethiopian Smoker I am leaving the class."

"hey did you hear about Johnny? he is in the hospital because he had a horrible Ethiopian Smoker."

"did you know Communist countries use Ethiopian Smokers as a form of torture?"

by African Wantiki January 23, 2017

Ethiopian Girls And Women

The most attractive african women in the world. Usually are mistaken for being african americans mixed with other races such as white and hispanics, and indians. But no, we are just ethiopian girls.Usually have straight beautiful teeth with long , long hair resembling hair of white or hawaian hair. Many are thick and many are curvy, but usually never fat...Sexy beasts...with seductive eyes....and are very educated.. and are very sweet and kindhearted....We usually like to separated ourselves from the african american culture and ideals because they dont agree with our culture at all......we have HUGE differences...and dont like to make ourselves associtated with them

Example One:
Jason:Hey did you see that girl over by the bar

Carl: Yea she's ethiopian

Jason: WHat the heck is that?

CArl: She's african

Jason: Dude i totally thought she was white mixed with black! Dude she's gorgeous!

CArl: YEa i know, i wouldnt mind tapping that all night!! thats how ethiopian girls and women are...gorgeous

by sexy mixed mami June 24, 2009

Ethiopian phonebox

1.Someone who has a mass of phone numbers but no one ever answers their calls.

2. A social loner.

3. Someone who thinks everybody likes them when nobody actually does.

Bill:"Oh god here comes Ben, he's such an Ethiopian phonebox."
Ben:"Hey"
Bill:"Oh hey",*thinks*,"i wish he would leave us alone!"

by Swedishhousegoose April 30, 2014

Ethiopian Dump Truck

this procedure takes a lot of practice to perfect. the first step involves removing your trousers. after that, you may find a partner of either sex to perform this process on. clothes are optional for your partner. at this point in time, it is now necessary for you to drop a load on the face of your partner. continue to deliver your stinkage until the face somehow begins to bleed or until there is no possible way to unleash anymore stinky. you may then put the finished product in the freezer and enjoy it the next day for a scrumptious supper

Dale: what did you bring for lunch today?
Chester: well my mother gave me an Ethiopian Dump Truck last night and she didnt feel like shopping so here it is

by FlyingToothlessMidgets January 11, 2010

Ethiopian Freestyle

Ah...The Ethiopian Freestyle. A potent sex move kept within small circles of elite warriors of the Oromo tribe of Ethiopia. The fertile female, on all fours, must raise her rump in submission to her partner. The sturdy shafted male inserts himself and flattens out his body. Still maintaining his balance, he performs the freestyle stroke, as if attempting to preserve himself from drowning. The frenzied nature of the technique necessitates a keen sense of balance, iron resolve, and of course, a willing female with little to no self esteem.

Aroused from battle, Pongwa rushed home and excitedly performed some Ethiopian Freestyle with his concubine, Olubunmi

by Who is the real Rob Ruder April 14, 2010

ethiopian butt chug

A drinking act consisting of a beer funnel, lube, matches, fire extinguisher, and a liter of Bacardi 151. The beer funnel is lodged up into the anal cavity while the whole liter of Barcadi is poured down the funnel. Once full, light it on fire and sing the Ethiopian national anthem while butt chugging 151. Also known as the E.B.C.

"Yo bro, do you want to Ethiopian butt chug tonight"
"Not really"

by e.b.c. May 25, 2012