A super hero that looks like a pea. It lives in Denmark and likes to kill gingers. Its best friend is Steg-man, another danish super hero, and together they kill gingers.
If you want to see Ert-man in real life, the only thing you have to do is go kill some gingers. Then it will appear.
Ert-man and Steg-man believes that gingers does not have souls.
If you want to see Ert-man in real life, the only thing you have to do is go kill some gingers. Then it will appear.
Ert-man and Steg-man believes that gingers does not have souls.
by DerpDenSo September 10, 2012
Get the Ert-manmug. The urban word for tired.
Shiiiit, my mo fo ass is ti ert as a mother fucker. Shiiiiiiiiit.
Get your ti ert ass off my mother fuckin cowch bi-atch!!!!!!!!!!
Get your ti ert ass off my mother fuckin cowch bi-atch!!!!!!!!!!
by Chez Chizzle Minizzle April 27, 2003
Get the ti ertmug. Being in Hitlers ass
by qwdbjksvgrabjk November 29, 2017
Get the mein kampf-ert zonemug. The state one finds oneself in after smoking a white pipe ( Marijuana mixed with methaqualone aka mandrax)
by WallyTolly_187 April 23, 2024
Get the Ertmug. Generally accepted as the union of the word "swerve" and the word "pervert".
Artist, A locksmith, keyholder, master, teacher, A knower of how shit works,
Someone who has the ability to swerve every negative expierence , responsibility, socicital requirement, or personal trial, weather intentional or not directly into some pussy.
(Sometimes a person known to the community at large as a pussy) but nonetheless some pussy, each and every time. No matter the problem, issue, complaint, momentairy lapse of conscious thought..... Boom right into some pussy.
Artist, A locksmith, keyholder, master, teacher, A knower of how shit works,
Someone who has the ability to swerve every negative expierence , responsibility, socicital requirement, or personal trial, weather intentional or not directly into some pussy.
(Sometimes a person known to the community at large as a pussy) but nonetheless some pussy, each and every time. No matter the problem, issue, complaint, momentairy lapse of conscious thought..... Boom right into some pussy.
That foo James is a fuckin swerv-ert. Even in the beautiful lonely hills of Montana, this foo finds some amazing untouched pussy forgotten by time.
by BitchVinz Daddy February 27, 2021
Get the Swerv-ertmug. person 1: "stop moving that chair it's gonna be ert soon"
person 2: "genuinely what the fuck does "ert" mean"
person 2: "genuinely what the fuck does "ert" mean"
by morting September 5, 2025
Get the ertmug. 