ewaculate

wacking off to the point of a massive ejaculation

Tyler was ewaculating while watching 2girls1cup

"aww dude cant you see I'm busy trying to ewaculate right now?"

by itsahairflip21 April 21, 2008

equackulated

To ejaculate a duck then when it is about to climax you throw it off a roof

*Dude 1* dude you missed it I equackulated with jim last night!
*Dude 2* man that's tight!

by Lord qumward October 21, 2019

crackulate

To make someone laugh using your tail or other objects (At least according to the episode The Three Friends Problem from Peg + Cat)

Peg: "I'm laughing just thinking about Cat's crackulation."
Cat: "Just call me the crackulator."
Peg: "Big Dog, your crackulation broke Cat's record."

crackulate (Ignore this part, for some reason it won't work if other forms of the word are only present and not the original word itself)

by Bry10022 April 30, 2022

flaccid ejaculated

shooting cum out of your penis without having an erection, amplifying the attractiveness of the girl specified or one at which you are lusting

Dude, I just flaccid ejaculated (or fe'd) when Sarah walked by. She's so hot in that miniskirt.

by Willieeee October 18, 2008

ereculate

The act of accidentally ejaculating when trying to obtain only an erection

I was fooling around with my girlfriend and ereculated

by Cheen Kween October 7, 2008

eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.

The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus

by Jaywalks February 24, 2010

ejaculate and evacuate

When a male ejaculates into a women and leaves because he doesn’t want to be stuck with a baby

Bro I gotta ejaculate and evacuate into some girl tonight.

by Peter ;-) January 11, 2018