eptardic

(adj.) An act that is equal parts epic and retarded.

guy 1: Hey what cha up to?
guy 2: I'm about to jump this wood chipper on my tricycle!
guy 1: Well; no matter how this turns out, it will be eptardic.
guy 2: Huh? You're a fag!

by psystation December 29, 2010

epitath

A non-existent word, generally confused with either epithet or epitaph.

"Don't you be call me Gook. That are racial epitath"

"I would like my epitath to read: 'Pepperoni and Cheese'."

by Robert Paulson esq. September 17, 2008

Epiturdicus

A very large, labor intensive bowel movement. May occur after surgery or use of pain meds, a lot of salad, bad Thai food or too many eggs.

I had an epiturdicus this morning.

by TPwyo May 24, 2018

epita

Unit of money.
1 epita = 10000€

It's just 1 epita.

by enulp March 11, 2018

Epinard

A highly mentally challenged person

Urgh he’s such an epinard

Why is she acting like an epinard

by Hudson StGeroge July 4, 2019

Epitaphability

The pursuit of being worthy of one’s own epitaph.

The worthiness of one’s life as it relates to one’s desired/aspirational epitaph

She was such a terrific young person. Did you hear what everyone said at the funeral? She definitely lived life with adventure and Epitaphability.

This year, for my New Year’s resolution i am finally going to get serious about my Epitaphability. I’m going to give to charity, call my parents and read more books.

by stp-bk March 12, 2023

Epitaph

A Butt, An ass, a Buttocks, either of the two fleshy protuberances forming the lower and back part of the trunk,
a Bum, a booty

Girl shake that epitaph!
Wow, that girl's got an big epitaph!

by Pey Wei September 22, 2010