Inner Office Envelope

An incorrect version of "interoffice envelope" that people say or email to the entire company when one is missing and contains the documents they need.

Random office worker: Can everyone please check to see if they recieved an inner office envelope that should have come to me.

Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.

Theresa: *sigh*

by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009

Soggy envelope

When someone cums in an envelope and sends it to you coz you can’t have sex in person

My girlfriends so great she sends me a soggy envelope everyday

by Rorytheracingcar7 November 9, 2019

envelope licker

Homosexual female, lesbian.

Don't bother with her man.
Why not?
She's an envelope licker.
Eh?
She licks the flaps!

by pab September 20, 2004

golden envelope

When one urinates into another's buttcrack

Hey slut spread your cheeks, I'm about to deliver a golden envelope.

by lotymike July 9, 2009

Dirty envelope

The dirty envelope is when you're going down on a girl and you use your tongue to go between the anus and vagina...repetitively

We were sixty-nineing, and I decided to give her the dirty envelope.

by D reazy December 18, 2016

envelopean

Envelopean : is a woman named Michelle that thinks Tik Tok is educational.

“Hey Michelle, do you know how to build a spaceship?” “ I sure do I’m an Envelopean” . I just watched a TikTok video on it last week!”

by Herbert Oscar December 21, 2022

envelope

An ancient device to keep paper internets safe when transferring information at 3 to 5 bits per hour across the Earth.

Steve: I need to send this piece of internets to my friend Unka Mika in Cameroon ASAP! What do I do?
Linda: I have some envelopes in my floor safe with other antiquities. I'll sell you one for 50 bucks.

by TheDarkFlower June 23, 2009