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Encounterments

1) The things that you have encountered.
2) Those little mints that you find in the counters at restruants or anywhere
Do you know how many weird encounterments I had today?
by Squeakers February 6, 2004
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close encounter of the turd kind

1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.

2. Stepping on dog crap.

3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.
"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"
by carmenarmen February 11, 2010
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encunted

An adjective describing the state of being madly in lust with someone, usually a female, but not necessarily. The encunted person will often look absent-minded and make a fool of him or herself when the object of his or her desire is around. They will usually not succeed.
- "What's wrong with Peter these days? He's acting weird"
- "He's just encunted"
by Des Esseintes June 5, 2011
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When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.
P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"
by die you fucking brat July 16, 2020
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Encounterments

More then one encounter over a period of time.
Gigolo Jim is accustomed to many female encounterments.
by Jackey, Meff November 2, 2011
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Encounterment

A word used to describe Brady’s encounter with a blow up swan. Brady also does not believe it as a real word when the matter of fact, it is a word.
Brady had an encounterment with a swan.
by Leylags October 23, 2017
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Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.
by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015
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