spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

text embargo

The term for refusing to text someone or reply to someone's texts.

Prohibit someone's texts; restraining from texting someone.

"Jon hasn't texted me all day. He won't reply to any I send."
"Oh, that's because he imposed a text embargo on you."

by Ch-LCD May 7, 2010

cock embargo

When an individual refuses receiving penis in any shape, way, or form.

Girl #1: "Are you going to hook-up with that guy tonight?
Girl #2: "No. The cock embargo is still in effect."

by MOtastic145 July 1, 2011

embogglement

em·bog·gle

For one to completely astonish or perplex another by revealing the solution of a seemingly unsolvable puzzle, the meaning of an unfathomable idea (such as life) or the answer to an impossible question.

1)
"How did you see that word in there? I still can't see how you got it."
"Are you emboggled?"
"I am completely emboggled."

2)
I don't know what to think. You emboggled me good. You should be locked up for embogglement.

3)
"I was... just turning left. Wait, right."
"You emboggle me, mate. You really do."

by ShaneMaster January 17, 2009

embort

to encourage, endorse, or enforce; to discourage

The doctor will embort the product because he believes in its effectiveness.

by Peetray December 18, 2017

social embargo

When a group of friends decides to collectively cut off or limit contact and social interaction to a person.

"Johnny was talking shit about the group so we put a social embargo against him."

by BigFootV519 January 2, 2017

Dick Emberged

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018