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Elmwood Park

the best town ever. the school is currupt, but it looks nice. the administraters are crazy. kids drop out everyday. everyone smokes everything and we even got a few crack heads. day and day more people get arrested for somthing. nothing ever changes. the bigges news in town is the re-ups.
we've got a spot everywhere to blaze a blizzy, light up an L. we got the couches, the tresel, pick-it spot, me crib and madd otha places. and every one in town knows and hates beatle juice(the ugliest girl in school).all and all elmwood park is a chill town.
by james amerson November 25, 2007
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Elfwood

A site supposedly dedicated to art and fictional writing that is so bogged down by rules that its a wonder it has any members. At least it's free.

The site is divided into Fantasy, Fan Art, and Writing sections; the writing section has some of the strictest rules, and is the least acsessible to outsiders.
I submitted a scifi story that was rejected for being too much like starwars, despite the fact I had almost direct copies of elements from DragonBallZ and Startrek that were far more blatant than any starwars references.
by Chaltab March 4, 2005
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elmwood

elmwood is a small community located north east of downtown winnipeg on the otherside of the red river. blue collar working class area and is one of the oldest parts of the city. has a rep for being full of drug and violence. the east side crips has been set up in this area and its high school for many decades. mostly white people live here with a growing first nation pop and some blacks asains, dont be mean muggin cuz in elmwood we do it gritty weapon of choice usually a knife.
welcome to my hood elmwood
by crackermuthafuka October 31, 2010
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Elmwood Park

where there is a new experience everyday. people are dropping out of school becoming pot heads, and the pot heads are gettin strait and going to college. people are being held hostage in hotels and elementry schools because there is a guy running around w. a gun. the wrestling coach looks like a rocker jesus. and athletes are its future. freshmen are playing and starting on varisty sports.the football team hasnt won a game in the psat 4 years.the basketball teams made it all the way to states. freshmen girls are on birth control..seniors are gettin married. everyone is known for something. being smart, a slut, a jock, a younger sibling of someone. skaters are invading the town.
elmwood park..its a cracked up town
by yezzie July 20, 2006
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Elfwood

Elfwood is a sucktastic "art" community for fantasy, scifi and fanart writers and artists.

They are so strict on rules that your drawing must be PERFECT to be put in your own gallery. The douchebag mods are picky as to who can actualy post anything. ONE thing wrong with your darwing, such as your scanner sucks and the color isn't right, but you can't fix it, and they reject it, no matter how much talent you have.

The writing section of Elfwood is the suckiest. How ANYONE can get their stories in there is amazing, seeing as how the mods are even more picky with that!

Younger artists on Elfwood are given no respect by older artists, no matter how talented and older artists can steal younger artists art and get away with it.

Elfwood is also a place you'll find alot of 13-year-old anime/manga fans spouting kawaii!!! at the anime fanart, which most of the time is traced.

Bottom line is, Elfwood sucks and has taken the true meaning of art and stomped all over it just to see the real artists cry... Way to go Elfwood.
WTF??? Elfwood rejected my drawing because of one microscopic flaw not visible to the human eye!
by The lol Bandit December 20, 2008
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El Wood

What a non-Spanish Speaking gentleman would call their "Boner" if they were with a Non-english speaking lady of spanish origin.
Yo biatch..el jumpo on el wood.boner
by The Big Woody October 11, 2009
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Elfwood

A place where thousands of fantasy-related pictures and writings are posted, commented on, and given "constructive criticism". Consists of many cliques, subtle and otherwise, such as "Mod's Choice Winners", "Mods", the mysterious "ERB", "flamers", "spammers", "Zoners", etc. Wyvern's Library writers especially seem to be isolated from the rest of Elfwood.

Thomas is the founder, and very often worshipped by "Elfwooders".
I forgot to check the Mod's Choices at Elfwood today!
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