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Elton John

When your still standing during or after a massive bender
by Captain Cokeface August 6, 2019
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A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity
Lets have a bath then Elton John

I can't believe you have never Elton johnned.
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Elton John

Who is the Daddy of music? Elton John is!
by Little67 October 21, 2021
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Elton John

once you see this guy you know it's time for bed.
Person 1: just saw Elton John I need to go sleep

Person 2: damn sleep well ig
by thebigapple September 26, 2023
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Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)

An imaginary Fan Club that an aquaintance of yours automatically becomes a member of when they do or say something gay.
Guy #1: Hey Bro! Lets go hang out and drink some beers!

Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.

Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?
by thesituation89 January 21, 2010
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elton john paradise

by i'm hilarious, i know March 11, 2010
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Elton John’s surprise

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face
I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday
by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021
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