I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

by ozzyp January 25, 2017

eichner

A total and complete douchebag. Lives for nothing but to suck the cock. Usually joins the army and relentlessly is engaged with the male penis

Wow, what a fucking eichner!!!

That eichner sure does give good head!!!

by wes fikes August 30, 2006

Ethne

She is so beautiful and kind. Her hair is perfect and her eyes are gorgeous. She may not be popular but once you get to know her you’ll be friends forever. She is trusting and caring. Always thinking of others. Ethne is a special girl if you know one don’t ever let her go.

Ethne is an amazing person!

by Daddy 7243 December 16, 2018

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

When someone lives a great life and helps others, hence is a hero, however as time passes they are corrupted for whatever reason, and live long enough to become the villain. This change is inevitable for most heroes, unless they take the opportunity to die a hero earlier (or quit the business of being a hero, as its suggested bruce wayne was trying to in the dark knight rises' end)

Quote by Harvey Dent in Batman The Dark Knight

Darren the legend went to get some us some underage beer with their fake id, but got busted and ended up snitching on us to the feds.

I guess it's true, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain, jeoffrey said in his prison cell of 25 years.

by Def_A_Legit_Source May 23, 2020

Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller.

when we say "Either you a fart smeller or a smart feller" we say this because when you're a fart smeller, it means you're acting like nonsense, or dumb. When we say smart feller, you're thinking things through.

Guy: I can't get through this problem on the test, can you help me?
Guy 2: Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller.

by yesyesyesokyes June 13, 2022

You either die and be a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

This is quoted from Two-Face of the Dark Knight movie.An interpretation of this quote is that you could stick to your morals,of what's right,to be loyal to a cause,even if it is of your detriment (die and be a hero).Should you contradict your values for your betterment,you may find yourself making the same decisions of the very people you yourself considered corrupt/evil(live long enough to see yourself become a villain.)

Black Mirror(15 million merits)
Before:Main character opposes system of the rich profiting off of working class

After:Main character is hired by rich to host a vlog to rant about systemic oppression,only to be benefiting from the system he once fought against

You either die and be a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Black Mirror(15 million merits)
Before:Main character opposes system of the rich profiting off of working class

After:Main character is hired by rich to host a vlog to rant about systemic oppression,only to be benefiting from the system he once fought against

by Smart Patrick October 18, 2022

Mine isn't dead either

A phrase to illustrate and/or describe the state of being of an organism, including but not limited to worms studied in lab, green cats, and any type of rodent. It can also refer to the relative state of being of any type of plant, usually one that has, in the recent past, been olarked upon or next to.

"Whoa, dude, is your cat that is greenish in appearance alive? 'Cause mine isn't dead either!"
"That tree was olarked on like 2 hours ago. And guess what? Mine isn't dead either!"
"I just saw that lady braid her armpit hair next to that cactus. Mine isn't dead either!"

by T'Megan the King May 3, 2015