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egotestical 

1. Characteristic of an individual who is a self-absorbed nutsack.
"Dick just goes on and on with his stupid comments and unjustified bragging to no end; Dick is egotestical."
egotestical by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

egotesticle 

1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.
Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
egotesticle by Uni-baller April 28, 2010

Egotistical

Person who is poor but acts like he/she is royalty! Treats hospitality workers and restaurant serves like shit; making outrageous demands and embarrassing their dining partners. Serious delusions of grandeur, cheapskates and a know it all. "DO YOU WHO I AM?" Yeah, we know who you are; you are a bitch ass coward who acts like you are better than everyone, because you are a loser and a coward in real life! They can't keep a mate and blame the world for all of your failures. If they have a mate the treat them like doormats and may end up being murdered for the life insurance money..
Steve was so egotistical that he felt that he was entitled to have everything handed to him. Shut the fuck up! You ain't that special!
Egotistical by Milesahead16 September 24, 2016

Egotistical

Someone who think very highly of themselves and worries about their ego all the time.
I hate the once friend Jen.Now that she has older friends she's always so egotistical.
Egotistical by Lauren May 13, 2005

Egotestical 

Adjective: A man who believes he is God's gift to women.
Jack Harkness from Torchwood is really egotestical
Nah, he actually is God's gift to women
Egotestical by Galadriel1010 April 17, 2009

egotisticmaniacanism 

this word consists of selfishness, big ego, crazy, and favortism towards themselves
Bob: Hey, did you hear? Jack: No, what? Bob: Jeff got a case of egotisticmaniacanism. Jack: figures!!