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eggplant emoji

an emoji that mimics a dick
maddie likes using eggplant emoji when texting will
eggplant emoji by jimmy stevan October 25, 2016

Eggplant Friday

A popular social media hashtag where men with large penis' take pictures of their bulges through their sweatpants which resemble an eggplant
Lisa : "Did you see johnnys eggplant Friday post on Instagram?"'
Tonya : " OMG yes girl, he's packing some heat down there"
Eggplant Friday by Vinny1995 December 13, 2014

eggplant pussy

A big-ass, oblong, smooth, shiny purple pussy.
eggplant pussy by TheTangMan April 26, 2014

eggplanter

Slang. One who plants eggplants. Also, eggplant planter. Often used as a shorthand to save writing the PLANT in planter. It is frowned upon to use eggplanter in a sentence; people may think you are dumb.
The eggplanter put bacon in the InSinkErator then went to plant his crop of eggplants.

Alan wants to become an eggplanter, but he must go to college for agriculture first.
eggplanter by NWfan February 27, 2011

Eggplant 

Eggplant occurs when a guy wears really skin tight clothing or underwear and you can see the outline of his penis.
Ryan's eggplant is huge in that picture.
I saw his eggplant yesterday through his tight trousers.
Eggplant by mastermindgame January 11, 2015

Eggplant Emoji

Dick.

Eggplant emojis are commonly used to represent male genetalia.
I sent her some wild eggplant emoji pics