Sushi Dog Egg Roll

A specific type of sushi roll, that has its origin from ancient China.

The Sushi Dog Egg Roll was first created by Käršon Jōhnšon in 1463.

by TheOneFlower2007 December 12, 2019

alabama egg roll

A masturbation technique when you're bored in the restroom or anywhere. The technique is done by taking a shit on a piece of toilet paper or paper towel and wrapping it around which ends up looking an egg roll then inserting your penis into the warm and smelly lubricating sensation and fucking the shit like a fleshlight. The origin of this technique derives its name from alabama hot pocket and the appearance resembling an egg roll.

Tom's girlfriend rejected his request to do an alabama hot pocket on her. Thus, he proceeded to the restroom and decided to make an alabama egg roll for himself.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?

Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.

Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?

Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.

Guy 1: What's that?

Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.

Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!

by Iluvpunsbudidunluvu March 19, 2011

gone egg roll

Gone a bit mad/nuts/mental

Dave has gone egg roll on us

by mrbean49 February 6, 2014

Ninja Egg Roll USA (NERUSA)

a worldwide overnight sensation that crumbles under the weight of its hitherto unimaginable awesomeness only to rise from the ashes phoenix-like to reclaim its rightful place in world history.

Derived from the all-girl punk/pop/thasher band of the same name, best known for Blangie 2000:World Tour and "The Limo Flew Out of My Eye (Crying Limousine Tears)"

"It might look bleak now but if all goes well we might just pull a NERUSA"

by Marguli August 25, 2005

The Egg Roll

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.

He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Texan Egg Roll

When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.

Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.

by Huddy_Daddy March 11, 2020

Butter your egg roll

A sexual act in which one with a penis jerks off, cums, and then uses said cum as lubricant for another jerking off.

"having trouble sleeping? Butter your egg roll before bed for the deepest sleep you'll ever have"

by barb-a-q January 27, 2019