The pig of all pigs. This pig has the ability to destroy an army of 19000 of every species of the planet within half a second using the hair's on it's face as high powered lasers. It's filthy attitude makes it a very unpleasant creture to be around, excepting the fact that if you find it (which is a 1 in 383624892423908462390486 chance) it will give you the top 20000 things you want instantly. It also has the ability to travel between glaxies and universes using the fans on it's knees.
Stupid Child 1 - "What would you ask for from the emperor pig?"
Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"
Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"
Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"
Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"
by Scott Blackburn January 5, 2007
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Originating in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, the JFK experience is a common name for the in-game sniper rifle called the AWP. Using said item supposedly allows its user to inherit the skill of the fabled sharp shooter Lee Harvey Oswald, who for our non-United Statians was the man killed President John F. Kennedy. These supernaturally obtained abilities have yet to be explained by science, but local legend says the eternal spirit of Lee Harvey Oswald rests within any sniper given this lethal name.
by Blekarz November 7, 2018
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Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.
by Emperor Nick September 14, 2010
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Get the Emperored that motherfucker mug.The act of receiving immense pleasure from your significant other so good that it is a life changing experience that you may never have ever again.
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