Emerson

An Emerson has a giant cock and is a ladies ma. He's good at sports and is very mixed in talent.

Girl 1: OMG Emerson is so hot
Girl 2: He Is mine

Emerson: There is plenty to share

by hotchetto123 April 5, 2020

Emerson Spartz

The brilliant, witty and illustrious creator of Mugglenet.com who puts up with many irate anti-HP hate mail, throngs of crazed teenage females, all while trying to mantain a respectable website for Harry Potter fans. Is also very good-looking. Also met J.K. Rowling and is the object of much envy among the fans. May be considered a God by some. Is a master at singing the Notre Dame fight song. Opresses delusional shippers.

During an interview with Rowling herself, Emerson Spartz commented rather hysterically that Harry/Hermione shippers were "delusional" several times, to which Rowling chuckled...

by Mace Windows September 12, 2008

Emerson Jr/sr high school NJ

The most shittiest high school in all of New Jersey & Shittiest high school you will ever be in your life The special education will literally treat you like a baby if you’re really autistic And seek grown ass kids play Minecraft you will have a 45% chance of being raped by someone or a Junior in that school please warn your parents don’t go to this fucking school

Yo bro Emerson Jr/Sr high school NJ is a crappy school don’t go there

by Lumpy funker August 2, 2019

Emerson

The chilliest and funny dude you'll ever meet. Keeps you occupied and is nice.

Emerson, looking good!

by Vectorzzz March 14, 2017

Emerson

A group of men brought together by a landlord, and bound by a wager. They share the common goal of maximizing efficiency without lacking in indulgence. They convene nightly to enjoy eachother's banter. An individual within an "Emerson" is referred to as a "Son of Emer," or simply, a "Son."

"That guy looks hype, he must be part of an Emerson."

by Son of Emer February 27, 2021

Emerson

emerson is the COOLEST person in the world. she is great at anything she puts her mind to...she roxx! she is no goody good...she is not boring...ever...she is a hyper active person who loves to talk

who is the coolest person in the world?

emerson!!

by emmylicious! April 13, 2010

emerson biggins

Quite literally, "them are some big ones..."
Usually referring to a chick's rack or perhaps a dude's sack.

"Man, did you see those melons on her? Emerson Biggins."

by Emerson Biggins June 28, 2006