Ed 

One who is a complete and utter fuckwit. Also used to describe someone who is completely socially inept. An Ed, whilst not being completely stupid, has ignorant and nonsensical views and opinions.

A bragger; although Ed's generally bragg about events that happened in their mind are stupid or (as is commonly the case) not worth bragging about because it really isn't that great.

Ed's also enjoy being other people's bitches, this is due to the fact that because they're such an Ed people get quite embarrased being in puclic with them.

In general Ed's are extremely lame but have great entertainment value.

Girl: Hey!
Ed: Hey! OMFG, I like totally haven't shaven in three whole days! I've got a fricken beard now!
Girl: (Notices a minimal ammount of facial hair). You've been growing that for a few months haven't you?
Ed: (Awkward laugh). Nooo...
Girl: (To self) He is such an Ed...

Ed by Halo_Slutana October 22, 2008

Ed 

God

We believe in Ed

Ed by 134X134 December 4, 2020

ED 

Short die Erectile Dysfunction

No wonder that girl cheats her bf got ED

ED by Blake_Royal09 September 1, 2022

Ed 

adj. A term used to call something(s) or someone that is/are extremely stupid. Not JUST stupid--but extraordinarily stupid, disgustingly stupid, dumb, or retarded. So nonsensical or ridiculous that it could be considered something that only a special ed student would say or do. Or perhaps, NOT EVEN something that a special ed student would do because of how legendarily dumb it is. Hence, the origin of the word.

Little Billy was caught trying to sneak into the girl's bathroom. All his friends told him: "You're so ed, dude".

Ed by T.137 November 5, 2023

ed 

shortened form for education.

i dont need a good ed, ok? ill do fine.

ed by donnald duck June 10, 2005

ED 

1. Short for Edward or something of the sort, person's name
2. Erectile dysfunction
3. Encyclopedia Dramatica, a site that will mind-rape you.

Ed was on ED, which caused him to get ED.

ED by The Reluctant Helper July 19, 2011

Ed 

A rare blood disease in which the suject interjects in conversations with random, irrelevent comments that do not further the argument, but end up doing nothing but pissing people off. Side effects include a love for soft, girly music, mob movies, and ignorance.

George's severe case of Ed caused him to make a fool of himself at the luch table while arguing with Tyler.

Ed by Quinn Gardener May 22, 2008