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We were having a great meal and conversation...until they sat down next to us and we had to eavesblock the rest of the night.
by scottish fernando August 24, 2011
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A very severe person whose sole purpose is to hold the Eavesdropper (who is his master) by the ankles at the required height according to the way the wind is blowing. This is because much jabbering is carried away in the wind after we release it; if an Eavesdropper is at the required height he can catch the faint jabberings with his sensitive ears and his brain can convert them into blackmail.
Mental Health Doctor who has suffered a moral decline: "This poor patient has severe catalepsy"
Professional Eavesdropper: "Yes, he will do as my eavesholder, how much?"
Mental Health Doctor who has suffered a moral decline: "It's a she"
Professional Eavesdropper: "Yes, he will do as my eavesholder, how much?"
Mental Health Doctor who has suffered a moral decline: "It's a she"
by kironh February 22, 2008
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That person over there is listening to our conversation? We were not even talking to them or about them that person is eavesdropping
by FM Punk October 17, 2018
Get the Eavesdropping mug.The reason I came up with myself to explain to my children how corn, although fully chewed, still comes back out whole during a bowel movement.
Based off of the story of the poor cobbler and his wife who could not afford to make shoes to sell so that they could buy food (but were rescued by elves in the night who made the shoes for them to sell), Butt Elves work the same way, living inside your butt and stitching the corn back together. This explains the strange phenomena that most parents just can't explain to their youngsters.
Based off of the story of the poor cobbler and his wife who could not afford to make shoes to sell so that they could buy food (but were rescued by elves in the night who made the shoes for them to sell), Butt Elves work the same way, living inside your butt and stitching the corn back together. This explains the strange phenomena that most parents just can't explain to their youngsters.
"Daddy - why does my corn come back out whole in my poop when I chewed it up?"
"Well, sweetie, the butt elves must have been working overtime again!"
"Well, sweetie, the butt elves must have been working overtime again!"
by HumpAChicken May 13, 2005
Get the Butt Elves mug.The hyper-spacial entities that inhabit the DMT realm. Seemingly sentient, cheerful, mischievous little beings who love to play and show you their wonderful psychedelic alien machinery. The existence of the machine elves was popularised in the psychedelic community by the teachings of the great lord Terence McKenna (RIP).
Meeting the machine elves is generally regarded as the textbook 'breakthrough' DMT experience. The result of finally getting enough of the elf spice in your system in time.
Meeting the machine elves is generally regarded as the textbook 'breakthrough' DMT experience. The result of finally getting enough of the elf spice in your system in time.
"I exhaled the smoke and laid back with my eyes closed. Moments later I was in this large room made up completely of fractal patterns, and the machine elves were all around me! Finally I broke through."
by ndhan September 3, 2007
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Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.
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