Eavesbooking

When you read, or follow, a conversation between two others on a social networking site without their knowledge and without playing any role in the conversation.

Cecil: Do you know if Mac is going to the dance?
Paddy: No, he was out on Thursday with Latisha and he broke his foot.
Cecil: How did that happen?
Paddy: Oh, I'm not sure, I was eavesbooking and saw him telling Lance that he had to see Dr.Strangelove with his broken foot from Thursday nights drinking session with Latish.
Cecil: Good, I don't really like him anyway

Eavesbooking by Dr.Strangelike April 17, 2010

Eavespooping 

Listening in on someone taking a shit.

Dude 1: Hey man, are you okay in there? That doesn't sound good.

Dude 2: Bro, why are you listening to me take a shit? Stop eavespooping!

Eavespooping by EarlGraphite September 10, 2014

eaveslooking 

Looking over somebody's shoulder, particularly if it is creepy and/or unnoticed. Derived from "eavesdropping".

Don't freak out, I'm just eaveslooking at your answers.

eaveslooking by regularwonderland June 21, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008