Earthing

The art of burying ones genitalia in the earth for cleansing and rejuvenation. Created by Daniel Musgrave of Portland, Oregon in the spring of 2014.

Can you believe Phil impregnated Valerie twice in the same week? I heard he goes earthing every week!

by Jo*Nathan March 1, 2015

earthling

Slang for lesbian

Look at those earthlings, if I was a lesbian, I'd be the biggest slut this worlds ever seen

by Jesse123456 March 21, 2007

Earthling

A creature, scientifically referred to by academic English-speaking Earthlings as Homo sapiens sapiens, related most closely to a creature called a chimpanzee, which Earthlings generally use to entertain themselves at places called zoos, where the chimpanzees are frequently known to go on rampages due to abuse by Earthlings and eat the faces off Earthlings; this Homo sapiens sapiens is filled with a self-aggrandizing sense of its own intelligence, which is weak even by galactic standards, let alone cosmic standards. As visitors from the outer reaches of the cosmos, it is our duty to study these morons and see if we can make them treat the Earth better, so that our plans to eventually wipe them out and re-colonize the Earth with our smarter pets and animals will not be hindered by Earthling-caused global warming and climate change

That Earthling is trying to brush his teeth with a paintbrush; he must be one of their professors.

Earthlings are so stupid, Gipponik4, I don't know how I'll be able to tolerate not incinerating them all before it's time.

Be content with probing their Midwestern farmers, Jeppid6.

humanoid alien monkey relative naked ape climate-change denier

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 23, 2014

Earthling demigod

A demigod from Earth. Also called terrestrial demigod. Please see starchild demigod, (ie. celestial demigod) as opposed to earthling demigod.

EXTRA NOTES:
-Earthling demigods are usually less intelligent, virtuous and powerful than the celestial demigods.

-They have the bad habits of humanity, including stubborness, prejudist, irrationality, narrow-mindedness and excessive egoism unlike the celestial demigods.

The starchild demigod mocked, 'You Earthling demigods are the scum of the Earth. We celestial demigods come from the stars, so are far more ethereal. Like my divine father always said, earthling demigods are morally corrupt and can't be trusted. Your puny little swords stand no chance against our advanced military technology. You are powerless against us!'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis May 13, 2022

Male Earthling

The sweaty no lives of Xenoverse 2 PVP.

I spam XY all day because I’m a male earthling!

by brothisismyrealname October 10, 2021

earthling

description used by pilots and cabin crew who work in the airline industry to describe those who work in a job which doesn't involve flying.

I met my wife in New York. She's a nice chick for an earthling.

by Tex1 December 2, 2007

earthiness

If you describe someone as earthy, you mean that they are open and direct, and talk about subjects which other people avoid or feel ashamed about e.g sex.

Alice, Damn, look at his pants, his willy is so big!
Common Shantel, you have traits of earthiness in you.

by Gongo555 August 4, 2015