Earth 

That little blue planet that you can just barely see on a map of the universe.

Alien 1: Hey, what's that little blue planet?
Alien 2: Hm, I don't see it on the map. Must not be important. Let's go invade Venus instead!

Earth

Earth by YouTube December 24, 2008

Earth 

A place where a bunch of pseudointellectual douchebags like to post on urbandictionary about how Earth is supposedly filled with idiots who are dooming the planet.

Guess what assholes, you're not smart. And you're all a bunch of fucking hypocrytes. You're using electrcity, medicines tested on animals, and I'm fairly confident alot of you bleeding heart assholes drive an SUV. If not, you're still driving some automobile.

Please die.

"I don't eat meat becuase it's so cruel how they treat animals. Hey, did you see my new leather boots? They're great. I can't believe how we're destroying the earth, people just arn't smart, they're such a plague on the land. Uh-oh, im running low on gas, lemme pull in here real quick. It will also give me the oppurtunity to use makeup products tested on animals. Oh hey, i just realized it... I'm not an intellectual, i'm just a douchebag"

Earth by herb311 April 30, 2005

Earth 

Definitely not my true home
Earth was once a pretty advanced planet with unique culture and look (Atlantean times) but the technology was destroyed by catastrophes.

I reincarnated on Earth, and I want to help the human race and raise their consciousness by spreading positive message and spirituality.

Earth by t00c00lforscho00l April 8, 2022

earth 

The biggest planet in the world

Earth is like the biggest planet in our world man!

earth by Kombat Wombat April 3, 2007

Earth 

verb - To Earth someone is to knock them out, usually in one punch. Used in hip hop slang for hitting someone so hard you drop them to the ground, or "earth".

This kid started spittin some bullshit at me and my boy, so i squared up and earthed that nigga son.

Earth by Jacob P. Galvitron January 5, 2009

earth 

The offical breeding ground of the human race.

earth by real rose May 7, 2003

Earth 

Sometimes called by it's Latin name, 'Terra', The Earth is a super computer designed by Deep Thought, another super computer, and payed for by two pandiminsional beings Loonquawl and Phouchg. This computer was so advanced that others began calling it a 'planet', and soon life itself sprang from it's main matrices. The 'humans', 'Earthlings', etc. that were brought forth were socially adaptible, and had the amazing ability to learn from other's mistakes (and strangely enough, an apparent disinclination to do so). The 'planet' itself was mostly harmless, untill it was demolished to make way for an intergalactic bipass by Vogons (a nastly lot, them), leading to the production of Earth Mk. II, which is where we live today.

Imagine there's no such thing as a cheeseburger.
Now, imagine there's no more McDonald's.
Now, the USD is gone.
Now imagine there's no New York Times.
Good. Now, there's no New York.
Now, there's no East Coast. No West Coast.
Now, and this is the big one, imagine there's no Chuck Norris.
If you could (somehow) follow that last instruction, then the Earth being gone's easy to grasp, no?

Earth by TabGuy January 3, 2011