duke of earl 

Full title is King Duke Lord of Earl - formally known as the King of England.

Invaded Neath on two occaisons in 1799 and 1999, both unfortunately bad losses for the duke.

The duke is the Messiah but the High Sheriff has not yet realised this -yet!

I have already put into motion plans to invade the duchy of Glamorgan and kill the High Sheriff, and make myself ruler of all Britannia.

I will then proceed to take the Sheriffs Promised One - Kate Talbot - he may die of a broken heart - hopefully :)

The city of Port Davies will be sacked and I will relegate Aberavon RFC to the 5th division - making Neath champions forever. then i will turn over the universities to the control of the EU. mwha ha ha haaaaaa!!!!

Following on from this i will blow up the Blodwen Buildings and burn down margam castle. the guardians will be my lowest slaves - carying out my evil wills.

The most horrific of plan is yet to be divised but i think i may invade the free city of Neath and make it up into a great city with great universities with a retail centre to rival oxford street. the greatest part of this city will be Cadoxton where i build a brand new Neath Abbey for worship of English greatness.

The Melyn will be torn down and in its place i will create a huge motorway to take people from this terrible place to the great kingdom of Earl!

I will build on the supposedly golden great sands of the Aberavon beach fronts - making them my places of evil pleasure.

The Duke of Earl is great and all powerful

duke of earl by Duke of Earl February 8, 2005

duke of earl  

while getting sucked off, babe pulls off and you accidently squirt bijism (man goo, sperm, cum, etc.) in your own mouth causing hours upon hours of gut renching vomiting

dude, last night was horrible i gave me self the duke of earl ... man, i need to drink more pinnaple juice

duke of earl by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007

Duke of Earl 

It's when you are having sex and you pull out and turn so that your anus us over the vagina and you then shit in her pussy.

Samantha was given the title of Duke of Earl and oddly enjoyed it.

Duke of Earl by Alpha Douche February 5, 2021

Chuffin Da Earl 

Something girls will never find out about... It has a variety of meanings which are meant for special ears only..

You are chuffin da earl big nose!

Chuffin Da Earl by Falipey1 May 14, 2010

dylan earl evans 

A 17 year old male, who is single, but can get any single women, his hobbies are drawing, playing games, listening to music, and being nice and caring to others. He has a strong sense of humor, which can lure any women into his awesomeness, in which they will fall for instantly. A bit on the clingy side when it comes to relationships, but once in a relationship, he can be the best boyfriend that any girl has decided to date.

tall handsome single funny best boyfriend you will ever date Dylan Earl Evans

dylan earl evans by Jenniferlovesyou February 8, 2014

dirty earl 

When a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest slut there

Rick, john, Mathew, Ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! Make that bitch chew on their dirty earls!

dirty earl by Ballsdeepinthatslut February 22, 2014

Dirty Earl 

After defecating into a toilet (do not flush), the person who has defeacated, put their sexual partners head in the toilet, while having intercourse with them from behind. As their head is in the toilet they start to puke. Making their body clinch, while the other person is inside of them.

While Becky's head was in the toilet, getting "Dirty Earl'ed" she started to rethink her life's decisions

Dirty Earl by Bull Titan August 19, 2021