eardick

The codename that normal people (real ASMR creators, as well as ordinary netizens) should start using from now on to designate a structure with two ear-shaped microphones. "Eardicks" are a key part of ear licking "ASMR" videos; it's given the codename "eardick" because those so-called "ASMR videos" are actually blowjob simulators. Addendum: we need a campaign against these self-styled "ASMRtists" who are smearing legitimate ASMR.

You've seen this "AsMr CrEaToR" sucking on that eardick? That's enough proof of who she is - a total creep.

by Almost a Philosopher June 12, 2022

Earlism

When you do anything, say anything, or breathe in a certain way that could be compared to an Earl.

"I didn't hear what you said."

"Huh?"
"Wow, that was an Earlism."

by DefensiveEel88 August 24, 2023

eartistic

"Describing a person whose — art — especially spirit, and essence of the Earth. Often used for someone who expresses a deep emotional connection to nature through creative works".
'by Mirub Shakeel 2025'

"Her poems weren't just beautiful, they were "eartistic" — you could hear the leaves rustling between the lines"

by Noctara May 19, 2025