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epic fail

A phrase quite common on the internet used to describe an idiot, weeabo or wapanese.



However, the phrase itself began to 'epically fail' when fourteen year old kids started spouting it at their parents.
Online:
4chanmemesaddict: so then this n00b was like "what's a meme?" and i was like "epic phail lul!"
gaiafaggot4life: LULZ ORLY?

In real life:
Dad: Now James, I want you to clean your room and stop watching those anime lesbian pornos
Little Jimmy: God Dad, you are so epic fail!
by asdfghjklgads January 21, 2009
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Epic Fail

A failure of epic proportions, often happening during an attempt at what should have been easily attainable.
the fact that you had to look up Epic Fail.
by UndergroundInsomniac July 24, 2009
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Epic fail

The lamest thing you can possibly say.

Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.
Bill: Hey Steve, can I borrow your calculator?
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
by levia December 5, 2009
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Epic Fail

A failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.
Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.

Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.
by chang cow dong May 6, 2008
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Epic Fail

Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)
A man who tries to kill him self like this:

He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
by THENAME October 4, 2008
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Epic Fail

A naive, lame and immature 16 year old with an ego bigger than Mt. Everest! Tries to act cute and bubbly towards people but is very judgemental and hates on people whom she's never met (in which, she tries to create drama with them via Facebook instead of up front to their face) Also has been known to ruin friendships between best friends by kissing ass to one and rejecting the other, thus resulting in more drama. Has a boyfriend who looks like a mole and creates terrible AMV's.
Person 1: this bitch who i've never even met who is friends with my best friend keeps trying to start shit with me, on facebook!
Person 2: sounds like you have an Epic Fail on your case

ANOTHER EXAMPLE

Person 1: i watched this AMV of Fruits Basket and it was nice except IT WAS TO A FUCKING GLEE SONG
Person 2: lol, did Epic Fail make it?
by honeyhoneyhowyouthrillme December 30, 2011
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epic fail

when just everyday old fail just isnt enough
by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009
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