EMP

eat my pants

EMP u motherfuckerz

by kickbuttsurrey October 25, 2010

Emp

Best controller player in the world. Next FNCS is emptify szn.

Holy shit emp gets my panties drippin.

by Daddy Emp October 19, 2020

emp

slang term for mp3, a music jukebox compiling of different songs from various sources.

what u listenin to on ur emp?

by Sketcha September 22, 2004

emp

Extreme Masturbation of da Pussy

mom: hey timmy its time fo you to pleasure your mommy w some emp.
timmy: okay mommy!

by YO MY HO February 27, 2003

Emp out

To take a dump.
Taking a shit.
Number 2
Moving ones bowels

Sorry I was late bruh. I had to emp out before I came through.

Man! I ate way too much. Feel like I need to emp out!

by Wayne 1 January 29, 2016

EMP Fart

A fart capable of disturbing nearby electronic devices.

Sam: WTF? My phone call dropped right when you farted..
Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...

by Darth Bawls October 10, 2012

emp

"Eat Me Prick"
Abbreviated internet slang used by net gamers and irc users

"EMP"
"dont cry, it only a kill"
"EMP!!!"

by Lord Zealot June 25, 2005