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Elimination Jerkoff

When a group of men elect someone from the group to do a task that none of them want to do. This involves the group of men to get naked lay down on their backs in a circle, then (in a clockwise fashion) the first gets hard and "eliminates" the guy next to him all over his face, and so on.
Guy 1: Alright guys someone has to go watch that jennifer garner movie with her.

Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!
by mark86 May 30, 2009
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J'elimination

The process of elimination in the game of Jenga. It was invented out of the sheer boredom of 18 hours of playing jenga during a school band trip. When a player knocks over the tower, everyone yells J'eliniation and throws jenga blocks at them.

*note, that this high stakes way of playing jenga is quite dangerous and many small and furry animals are harmed while playing it*
Phil "Hey Evan, you've been F*cking J"eliminated!!"! *proceeds to pelt Evan with blocks*

Evan "O God, the J'elimination hurts!!! WHY WAS I J'ELIMINATED!!!"
by Philly b September 18, 2008
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most extreme elimination challenge

1. one of the best contestant shows (japanese) ever on spike tv that include jumping on walls wearing velcro, running across logs and swinging on ropes, etc.

2. A show that was originated by takeshi's castle. There is a funny dubbed over version here in america. Hosts include Kevin and Vic. Guy Douche also pitches in as well.

3. see mxc
me: let's watch the most extreme challenge marathon on spike.
joe: right you are, andrea.
by andreacky772 September 1, 2004
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eliminating A

Basically screwing up big time.

By eliminating A, you get rid of a dominant strategy containing a mixed Nash Equilibrium. This is a big no-no.
Consuelo: "I eliminated A!"
You: "Wow, you can't screw up much worse than eliminating A..."
by lmuecon February 28, 2011
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funk eliminator

Like many other drugs used to relieve pain and sedate users for a comedown, Percocet is an opiate, in the same family as opium, morphine, and heroin. This means it can kill you with an overdose and is physiologically addictive, unlike pure MDMA. (Most Ecstasy is a mix of MDMA and amphetamine. Amphetamine can addict and kill, but usually not in Ecstasy doses.) Valium and marijuana have similar uses to Percocet and less addictive potential.
Yeah, Captain Comatose over there had some X and it was no big deal, but that "funk eliminator" fucked him right up...
by ShulginFan January 25, 2005
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elminster

The most powerful wizard in the realm of Toril (from the forgotten realms series (dungeons and dragons spinoff)) He was the first forgotten realms character ever written about by Ed Greenwood.

He is allied with many a powerful characters in the realm: The Seven sisters, Khelbun arunsun, many other.
He is a chosen of Mystra (goddess of magic).
He was born with magic detection, and truesight.

He is unbeatable, totally and utterly.

Elminster Aumar, remember the name
"Elminster is a god among men."
"He made love to mystra!"
"And he's so modest"
by petrepete September 20, 2006
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Ensign Eliminator

Nickname given to the Chance-Vought F4U Corsair, an American Carrier-Based Fighter of World War Two. Earned its nickname due to the fact that the cockpit which was placed further back than most carrier-based aircraft made carrier landings extremeley difficult. This resulted in many inexperienced pilots crashing thier planes on landing.
by JonathanChance September 30, 2003
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