elementary school

a place where young children are bred to become sluts and assholes, and where every kid has a cell phone and looses their virginity at the age of 8.

Everyone gets fucked up in elementary school

by derpderpderpityderp April 15, 2011

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elementary sex

The art of keeping track of how many positions you have had sex in and the amount of times you have done it in those positions

Doggie style 25
Missionary position 50
Reverse cowgirl 37
Simple elementary sex

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

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Generally grades K-5, although some schools do it K-6. A place filled with overly nice teachers who treat u like ur fuckin 5. Birthdays are overrated here. Literally doesn’t prepare u at all for middle school so it’s tuff

“ I went to elementary school, and learned absolutely nothing”

by Oof_Dani_Swimmer May 10, 2018

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elementary crush

When someone has extreme affections for girl/boy when he/she
thinks it's too early to have a crush.

Example:
Bob: Y'know the guy who always gets awkward when someone talks about girls?
Fred: Steve?
Bob: Yeah. He has a total elementary crush on Sarah.

by Elementary Crushed August 26, 2009

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