Eevee.Bork is a record-breaking Petfluencer that has wowed the TikTok community with her amazing Cuteness and Skills! Her owners exploit her cuteness via the internet, but nobody minds when the dog is so cute!
Hey, my favourite TikToker is Eevee.bork, what about you?
I don’t have TiTok
A musician born in 1989, she’s a Scorpio. Her music doesn’t do well because other people in high places pay to have her over looked by those who could place her in the spotlight.
Damn did you hear about that EeveeSiren performance? No? That’s right, no one has since she’s been oppressed by people in high places half her life.
A top 100 hit song of 2019. A Build-A-Bear Eevee plush with a Captain's hat. Truly a work of art and beauty. She always covers her eyes, because if you see them they'll make you wanna cry, she is so adorable that she'll make you wanna get an audiobook from Audible. She is the greatest captain of them all, she'll invite you to every party or ball, she moves at an elegant pace that she'll make you wanna make your own domain with Squarespace.
Person 1: Have you ever heard of Captain Eevee?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Fuck you, watch Captain Eevee on the website youtube.com
A series written by theonelittleguy on fanfiction.net - a crossover between The Legend of Zelda and the Pokemon universe.
The main character is an incredibly stupid, naive and "accident-prone" Pichu/Pikachu. He spends most of his time screwing stuff up and hiding behind plot protection.
There are currently two installments in the series - The Pokeflute of Time (OoT) and Majerkass's Mask (MM). It is unknown if there will ever be a third installment.
The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met! (The Legend of Eevee: Pokeflute of Time, summary)
A.I.R Eevee is a Eevee who originally comes from a mod for sonic 3 A.I.R he later have become a Ms paint pixel art Eevee who appears in a loot of Sonic games and fan games such as SRB2, Sonic CD, Sonic 1 and SRB2 Kart
Person 1: Do you know who A.I.REevee is?
Person 2: You mean that ugly Eevee?
Person 1: How do you think its ugly u know he is just so funny.
Person 2: Damn bro u ok? he is not funny.
Person 1: :(