eats paint chips

the retard who posts definitions on urban dictionary such as:

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is a dumbfucker who must have been raised feeding on paint chips containing lead his whole life

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by you dickfucker October 21, 2004

eats, shoots and leaves

The title of an excellent book. It generally tells about the downfall of british language and punctuation and grammar, etc.
Below is the reason the book is called this. If you don't 'get' it, don't bother reading the book.

A panda walks into a cafe. He walks up to the waiter and orders a chicken sandwich. He eats it, then whips a pistol from somewhere in his fur. He fires two shots into the air, then makes his way to the door. Before he leaves, the waiter runs up to him shouting 'What ARE you doing?!' The panda looks fed up. He whipped out a badly punctuated nature book, then flicked it to the page about pandas. pointing to one part, he told the waiter to read.
The waiter read: 'Panda; eats, shoots and leaves'

by ShinShanShoob June 11, 2006

eats the rag

either an insult, or just a funny thing to say to or about someone else.

"that fuckin' loser eats the rag!"

by butterballs May 25, 2006

eats my brain

when something (usually an idea or a piece of art) has extremely impressed one and got all his/her attention

Bob: Did you watch AMAs last week?
Charlotte: Yeah, Adam Lambert's performance eats my brain!

by my_ivy_island November 30, 2009

eats your art

An expression to tell someone that their art looks good. Sometimes the artist will jokingly express grief over their art being eaten.

Person A: *eats your art*
Person B: NO! MY ART!!!

by cyrotzai September 2, 2023

Eats corn the long way

anything sick that someone does. it doesn't matter what it is, it can be used to describe anything that you think sounds, looks or acts nasty (or sucky).

"dude, your mom eats corn the long way."

"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."

"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."

eating corn the wrong way

by kanga kanga kanga March 10, 2008

Eats the Toast

When everyone taking place in a circle jerk ejaculates onto a piece of toast that has been placed in the center. The last one to go must eat said piece of toast.

Meant as a sign of longevity.

Julie: "I'm so tired of Adam getting off too quick!"
Sandra: "You should fuck Miguel, I heard he eats the toast!"

by Klapp710 June 6, 2015