American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.

“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”

by Cowboy_ July 23, 2021

Rating EAS Alarms

A 2021 trend which involves different EAS sounds from different countries,and people rate them by how scary they are.

Jack: Ayo,have you seen the new trend?
Jane: Oh,you mean Rating EAS Alarms,yea i seen it. How did it blow up?
Jack: how tf would i know

by QuarksbyLC August 29, 2021

japan eas alarm

the calmest thing ever (except if u r living in japan then it ugly)

The japan eas alarm is very calming.

by ababyr3fga8t5mhf85i April 4, 2022

Glenbard Eas

Formally known as a school full of “sluts” and “trash athletes” is now known for a top a top qualifiying Football team(coach Walters nominated for coach of the week by the Chicago Bears), a state winning girls tennis player named Kollie Allen, a up in coming basketball team. East is still looked down on by other schools but they continue to be proving everyone wrong. The girls are considered easy but unless you go to the school you won’t know. If anything GBE (Glenbard East) is a school other schools should look at and model themselves after. The kids their never give up and fight through adversity.

“What school do you go to?”
“Glenbard east...”
“Really I heard Glenbard East is getting a lot better.”

by QualityTruth October 12, 2018

at-ease

(verb) to stop what you are doing, cease (This is a military term derived from the command “at-ease” which, even though sounds like it should mean “to relax”, actually is more restrictive than when a soldier is at “rest”, where a soldier is free to move, talk, smoke, etc. It is from this point that it is used to bring a soldier under control, particularly if the soldier in question is involved in grab-ass.)

Soldier: HEY CHICKY BABY! DO I GET SOME FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE?
Sergeant: AT-EASE THAT SH** OR I’LL HAVE YOU STANDING BEFORE THE SERGEANT MAJOR!

by goose_on_a_roof October 17, 2020

Easy Pickings

Someone that is really easy to mess with because you know they won’t do anything to defend themselves.

Guy 1: Watch it tough guy.

Guy 2: Sorry man, didn’t see you.

Guy 1: Better look next time pipsqueak, you’re easy pickings.

by USLOPA March 15, 2023

Low Slow and Easy

The saying used when ditching an airplane on a surface that isn't a runway

Man, ProductForce65 had to take er really low slow and easy at Salt Lake last weekend. Butter landing though!

by DannyBoiSK October 27, 2018