P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

P.E.T.A

People Eating Tasty Animals or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Whichever one you want.

F*ck P.E.T.A. I want a steak really bad

by Pimpette BB May 14, 2006

P.E.T.A.

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

some will tell you that it means People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals these people are generally unhappy because they do not eat enough meat and would be in a better mood if they frieking ate a cheeseburger (vegetarians)

Farmer Joe is a member of P.E.T.A. he hunts deer and eats them when he catches them cause they taste really good

by mojoitomigilucudy June 10, 2009

P.E.T.O.P

People For The Ethical Treatment Of Pokemon, a shadowy group that claims that having Pokemon fight is evil, and vows to stop the fights...by any means necessary.

"Officer Jenny has put out an arrest warrant for any and all members of P.E.T.O.P."

by Gargoyle22 June 26, 2012

P.E.T.A.

Group of radicals that decide what they eat based on the perceived feelings of the food source.

I just joined P.E.T.A. and now I only eat plants, being miserable until I finally get to die is the only way I roll!

by dinsmo July 29, 2012

f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

Fuck Condoms Pre-marriage Sex Is The Shit Get Em Pregnant Get Em Pregnant

Fall of troy song about well yea its a good song f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

by boboyoyo April 28, 2008

L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.T.Y.C

Let me eat yo pussy from the back till you cum

Aye L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.T.Y.C 😏

by TherealJoyyy July 10, 2021