W.I.F.E

Contrary to popular belief WIFE actually means:

W-Washing
I-Ironing
F-Food
and last but not least
E-Entertainment

She became your wife (ie private biatch)

by sam zyza September 15, 2005

C.H.I.E.F

Council of High Intellect Education Foundation (C.H.I.E.F)
The first being to achieve the purest form of "woke" and has such a high IQ, numbers can not fathom the intercellular matrix which is his brain.

After hours of deliberation with the council of high intellect education foundation (C.H.I.E.F), it has officially been determined that the content of this will be immediately categorised under stage 2 terminology ‘this most definitely ain’t it’ until further action can be proposed. After several proceedings, the 4 council representatives; Ligma, Sugma, Bofa and SuCon, they have outlined various problems within this matter. Firstly, it rejects and defies the first commandment of memeology; “No Cap” Secondly,“is this loss?” People truly feel at loss when this predicament presents itself and to answer their question it is not loss. Finally, council of high intellect and education foundation (C.H.I.E.F ); “I just got off the phone with chief.... not it” memeology v.2 : chapter 4 : page 3 : verse 34. This is a grave mistake you have made as only the chosen intellects can access the intercellular matrix that connects beings of low intellect (humans) and beings of high intellect (chiefs). Only ones who have the highest intellect and highest IQ can enter the intercellular matrix of the planetary separations and therefore connect to the C.H.I.E.F bureau for further questioning. As this issuement has not met the certain requirements in memeology, it will be transferred further down into the stage 5 catergory, terminalised as “delete this shit nigga”.

by raisin07 December 28, 2018

F.I.E.D.

(Fantasy-Sport Induced Emotional Discord) The emotional discord one experiences when the interests of their fantasy team are juxtaposed to those of the actual team one normally supports.

Tim, a Chargers fan, was experiencing a severe amount of F.I.E.D. (pronounced "fide") while watching Phililip Rivers pass for a career-high amount of yardage, because his opponent in fantasy football that week was benefitting from Rivers' great game.

by Spacial-D September 21, 2009

L.I.F.E.

Legalize It For Everyone

- Yo, can i get a hit of what u smokin'?
- L.I.F.E. hommie!

by fnkfrk June 29, 2011

M Y L I F E or My Life

This means hilarious

For example:
Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure :D
Person 1: M Y L I F E or My Life
Person 1 then proceeds to commit self kill

by HyelloGuys December 8, 2020

W.I.F.E.

An acronym for Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph.

I was programming my W.I.F.E.

by Probel Chuvak July 17, 2018

l.i.f.e

L-meth
I-
F-
E-

dude 1: imagine taking drugs, i'm high on l.i.f.e
dude 2: how can you be high on- ohhhhhh

by nishy_ December 22, 2020