E-tard 

A person who has done too much extasy either heroin based or coke based or any X and has fucked up their brains too much, usually found at raves or in sniffing VICKS VAPOR RUB!

Man your such an E-tard why are you sniffing vicks vapor rub

man what are you t t ttalkin about im not on ex!

E-tard by Noah gyles May 12, 2006

E-Tard 

Some who has done too much ecstasy and goes to parties always on MDMA. Usually fascinated with bright colors.

That one kid with the bright plaid colored hat on over there. He talks way to slow he must be and E-Tard. Sheesh.

E-Tard by next15onecominGUCCI August 11, 2009

e-tard 

A person, usually over the age of 50, who doesn't know how to use the Internet.

My dad doesn't get e-mail. He's an e-tard.

e-tard by juxtaposer March 12, 2009

e-tard 

An electronic retard.

Stan: I was talking with Randy online last night and he was being a fucking e-tard. He kept sending me links to tubgirl, and other things of that nature. It really struck a chord in one of my major nerve cells.

Carl: Yeah, I bet he's gonna go e-metro soon. Give him time.

e-tard by Ian of the Rockin' Moraccans April 12, 2006

E-Tard 

Someone who is acting like a retard online

King G: Hi Chat Room
E-Tard: DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM?
LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE? DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?
King G: STFU NOOB!!!

E-Tard by King G July 12, 2005

e-tard 

Someone that is electronically challenged; one who doesn't do well with computers, phones, or anything else electronic.

Jaime: "Can you help me set up my voicemail on my phone?"
Justin: "You're such an e-tard!"

e-tard by OBrex05 August 30, 2009

e-tard 

Someone who is burnt out or displays severe cognitive deficits due to overuse of the club drub MDMA aka ecstasy.

Jim used to be a cool guy on a path to success but now he is just an e-tard.

e-tard by skarz January 10, 2010