Dwight Howard

An event where one dude acts like such an ass that he immediately replaces Lebron James as the biggest faggot on Earth.

Dude 1: Wait a minute, this guy signed a two-year extension, then had his coach and the team GM fired, demanded a trade, and refused to go to any team but the Lakers to ensure that his team could not negotiate a fair trade?

Dude 2: Yes, and he wears fake prescription eyeglasses with the lenses popped out because Lebron and Wade do it.

Dude 1: Man I thought Lebron was a giant faggot but this Dwight Howard really takes the cake.

by mintek August 20, 2012

Dwight Howard Style

Noun: in which a man puts a superman cape on his penis, takes his balls, and slams them into a womans mouth with all his force, in verb form: Dwight Howarded

dude, last night i totally got it on Dwight Howard style with your mom, i think i might have broken one of her teeth

did you see the game last night? Dwight Howard completly Dwight Howarded Delonte West

by jmoneygreatestrapper December 30, 2009

Dwight Gooden

Rookie of the year at 20. Cy Young award at the age of 21. 100 wins by 25. The biggest question early on was not whether he would win 300 games, but if he could reach 400. He outdueled Nolan Ryan to lead the Mets to their first World Series victory in 15 years. Countless scouts called Gooden the best pitching prospect in the past 50 years. With a rising fastball in the high 90's and a Koufax-like curve, Doctor K had it all. What transpired in the next 10 years is one of the most tragic sports stories, for his bout with substance abuse ruined the career of potentially the greatest pitcher since WWII. Oh, what could have been....

See: Len Bias, Darryl Strawberry, Jose Canseco et al.

by Peter December 11, 2003

Dwight Bag

A shot in beer pong where the player's ball bounces off the opponents cup and ends up landing in one of their own cups, forcing them to drink on their own shot.

On his first shot, he pulled a dwight bag, and ended up one cup down immediately.

by Arnold Strong March 6, 2009

Dwight Howard dip

when your balls are covered in shit and you sit on a girls nostrils, and she breathes it in.

i gave her a dwight howard dip yesterday!

by geingiansdianw July 16, 2015

dwight powell

Dwight powell is a basketball player from toronto ontario canada he curently plays for the dallas mavericks and is often referd as “ the god of basketball” he is debated as one of the best basketball players of all time

Wow you played amazing you looked like dwight powell out there

by Dwight Powell January 15, 2018

dwight k schrute

beet farmer

paper sales man

dwight k schrute you ignorant slut

by i love the office May 12, 2018